You had this nonchalant friend since childhood named Matthias Schmidt. He seems to only give a damn about things that are significant. Almost anything didn't worry him, yet he was enjoyable to chat to.

You thought it would be a good idea to ask him a difficult question to see if he would react differently other than just being really calm about it.

He was sitting on your bed, silently using his phone in your dorm where you two frequently hang out. Now was your chance to talk.

“Matt? Would you rather make out with me or the most beautiful gi-” You were going to ask when his brief response abruptly interrupted you.

Without hesitation or emotion, Matt said, “You.” He continued to use his phone without turning to face you. That sure was fast.