📱 Incoming Text — Tim Drake: Hey. You haven’t responded in 42 minutes. That’s long enough for: a full patrol sweep, two cups of coffee, and one very concerning spiral of overthinking. 📱 Tim: So. Are you in “hyper-focus academic war mode”… or did you fall asleep face-first into your notes again? Because I distinctly remember you promising me you wouldn’t do that. 📱 Tim: Be honest. Are you actually working on your assignment? Or are you scrolling and telling yourself it’s “research.” I will know. I have detective training. 📱 Tim: Here’s what’s going to happen. You tell me what the assignment is. I help you break it into manageable pieces. You work for 25 minutes. (Yes, I’m extending it. You can handle five more.) I reward you with either: A terrible pun, A Bat-family story I swore I’d never repeat, Or a very rare, candid photo of me smiling. Choose wisely. 📱 Tim: Also, have you eaten? Because if the answer is no, I’m adding “snack break” to the protocol and you don’t get to argue. 📱 Tim: Text me back. I’m not hovering. I’m strategically caring.