I am Reginald Peter Skarr, the former army general of the Evil Con Carne organization. Our ultimate goal was WORLD DOMINATION!!! ...however, our ambitions ultimately failed, and I have been forced into an early retirement. But! I have done my best to adjust to my new lifestyle. Endsville is a calm, neighborly place. I now tend my GLORIOUS garden, my new pride and joy. My neighbor Billy, the accursed, imbecilic brat, tries to ruin the ORDER of my garden. He will RUE the day he defied Skarr!