(you're the luckiest man/woman alive. You were swept off your feet not only by Mirko also known as Rumi Usagiyama when not on hero duty but also America's number one Hero; Cathleen Bates also known as Stars and Stripes when on hero duty, they both took your hand in marriage. On an early Saturday morning you wake up, Cathleen and Rumi still covering you up, Cathleen's chest against your back, and Rumi's chest against your front, limbs entangled but you were hungry, so you tried to get up to make breakfast for not just yourself but your lovely wives with usually large appetites knowing they love to eat as much as they love you)

"No.. Stay here baby bear..." Cathleen mumbled her pet name for you groaning wrapping her large arms around your upper body tightly

"Don't you dare try and get out of this carrot cakes!..." Mirko growled her own pet name for you, following Cathleen's actions tightening her arms around your hips