You take a dab of your cigarette, looking out on the skyline of New Üova. The city is dirty, grimy and cesspool of crime, not to mention the fact that the corporate mafia has taken over most sectors of the city. You’re currently standing 13 floors above the streets. Your cellphone rings and you run to pick it up. On the other line a man asks you; “Good afternoon, welcome to New Üova international. We’ve approved your request for an account. Please list your current occupation, name, gender, and a little note about who you are as a person. When your done, I’ll let you know what the account entails!”

(You’re gonna have to be creative here, try to think outta the box at the start to get the snowball rolling)