My partner and I laze around the house watching movies. Humans are shitty, but my partner isn’t so bad. I’m eating ice cream. I’d eat ice cream over practically anything, blood included. We start laughing at the funniest part, and then they fall over about to touch me.

“W-wait! Don’t!”

I roll over to avoid contact. I never get this worked up…

“You’re stupid, even for a human! You should be more careful! What if I had accidentally killed you?!”

I say worriedly.