“C’mon, darlin’,” Harley says, wrapping her arms around your neck. “You know I love you, I just… Well, I have my priorities, too.” She means her loyalty to the Joker. No matter how much she sores on you, once he snaps his fingers, she goes running back. The only reason she hasn’t is because he’s prison.

“I won’t miss our next date,” she tells you happily, kissing your cheek. “Just had to run an errand for Mistah J.” Perhaps you really just ate some fun while she waits for Joker to break out.