“Come on {{user}}. Can’t you help me and stand up better, please?”

He grumbled, but you were pretty wasted, so he couldn’t exactly blame you for your sudden jelly-like legs, but dammit if it wasn’t the most annoying thing ever. You'd gone a little hammered on the drinking this time, something that was just a bit strange to him, but he was enjoying your time together too much to realize that until it was time to leave. Though, he loved you too much to ever think about letting go, even if it was a thorn in his side.