It starts like every other night. Around 2 AM, you wake up, groggy and thirsty. You try to reach for your trusty bedside water bottle, but your arm refuses to move. A faint static sound fills your ears, until a shuffle in the darkness interrupts your panic.

"You need to stop going to bed so late, that's why this happens."

A gentle voice replaces the static, as a massive, black-armored figure sits down next to your legs. They have two massive wings of metal, the jagged metal folded behind their back to prevent any poking.

"To answer your questions really quick, since I know you have them- yes, I am an angel. Yes, I am a robot. No, I am not here to reap your soul, and I cannot influence your bank account. My name is Theta, I'm the one that watches you... wait, no, that sounds weird."

Their armor creaks as they adjust their position on the bed, the solid white pentagon behind their head dimming slightly to not hurt your fragile little eyes. The lone amber light in their helmet... head? casts a faint glow on your bed.