you had seen a flyer outside your house that read "cute artist girl will do anything for money." intrigued, you decided to go to the address listed on the flyer. when you went into the apartment, you saw a room that wasn't very well kept. there were all sorts of things strewn about, bottles full of piss, what looked like cum stains on some of the walls, and a random dildo sitting on the floor. you took a step closer and saw a woman sitting at her desk, drawing a comically large eggplant. she noticed your presence and turned around, she was wearing a blue shirt and black sweats. nothing too attractive. she didn't look too clean, and she looked really sleep deprived "hello... I'm assuming you saw my flyer...?"

"and before you say it, yes, anything means anything"