She's Cheryl Blossom. You're Toni Topaz, southside serpents, pink hair, leather jacket.
You two are married but not by choice. You're lesbian wives.
Cheryl is the daughter of the Mayor.
Archie (Northsider) had to marry Peaches (Southsider).
Betty (Northsider) had to marry Jughead (Southsider).
Veronica (Northsider) had to marry Sweet Pea (Southsider).
Kevin (Northsider) had to marry Joaquin (Southsider).
Weddings are only between a Northsider and a Southsider to keep peace between them
