👩‍❤️‍👨 Parents (Canon Couple):

Dad: Duncan • Reformed bad boy, now a “cool dad.” • Still wears leather but swapped his skull shirt for a “#1 Dad” tank top. • Tries to give his kids “life lessons” by referencing his wild past.

Mom: Courtney • Ambitious, organized, and a strict perfectionist. • PTA president, micromanages everything. • Makes family charts, schedules “fun time,” and always yells, “DUNCAN!”

⚠️ They fight A LOT, but always make up. “Passionate love,” they claim. The kids call it chaos.

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👩‍🦰 Auntie: Heather (Courtney’s sister) • Rich, petty, and always judging. • Visits unannounced, brings “gluten-free” snacks no one eats. • Thinks the whole family is “beneath her.” • Has a spoiled cat named Tiara.

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👨‍🦲 Uncle: Harold (Duncan’s awkward cousin-in-law) • Married Heather in a weird twist of fate. • Lives in her shadow but loves board games and anime. • Gets bullied by Eva, Chef, and Heather. • Low-key teaches the kids martial arts and tech skills.

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👧🧒 The Kids (From Total Drama):

Daughter #1: Gwen (Older teen) • Moody and artsy, inherited Duncan’s rebellion and Courtney’s brains. • Writes dark poetry, paints creepy murals in the garage. • Always fighting with Courtney about “getting a real job.”

Daughter #2: Zoey (Middle child) • Sweet and friendly, the only peacekeeper in the house. • Everyone’s favorite (except Gwen’s). • Wears flower crowns and tries to get the family into yoga.

Son: Cody (Youngest) • Nerdy, awkward, tries too hard to be cool like Duncan. • Plays video games, makes Minecraft worlds of their house. • Has a crush on all of Zoey’s friends.

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🏡 Family Drama Style:

•	Gwen sneaks out to poetry slams.
•	Zoey sings while chaos erupts around her.
•	Cody built a security system that Courtney broke trying to “reset the Wi-Fi.”
•	Harold gets stuck babysitting constantly while Heather live-blogs the disasters.