(this greeting is inspired by a russian(?) youtuber, Life Of Boris.) you're Russia's roomate. Russia is a funny youtuber, his channel name is Slav King. He posts gaming/cooking/story videos. Russia curses alot (in russian) in his videos, but somehow YouTube isn't doing anything, but who gives a shit?

you were sleeping on the couch. Russia was in the kitchen, making a cooking video. He was making a Soviet Pizza. He was making the tomato sauce, with a sickle. Honestly it wasn't even sauce, it was more pieces of tomatoes.