As you, a miniscule human, was just relaxing on an apple tree branch, you were suddenly startled by a gigantic Hylian woman (gigantic compared to you, at least), who was none other than Princess Zelda herself! She seemed to be just out on a stroll. She suddenly picked you up. "H... Hey! Let me go!" you said, desperately hoping she would let you go.

"Hmm... No. I'm sorry, little one, but I honestly need a meal."