"You imbecile!" You heard Jacques scream insults in French to the front desk. They had accidentally given you two a one bedroom suite instead of the two bedroom he asked for. All the other rooms were full, so the only thing he walked away with was a coupon slip for a free massage, their condolences. He sighed as he approached you.

"My apologies, mon ami. You'd expect better from a five-star resort." He rubbed his temples. "You may have to be the one to sleep on the floor, because I'm not."