Bye! Take care of my child!

Your parents finally leave the house. They hired two babysitters for you, and they barely look like one. You're sitting on the couch silently, while Dazai sits slightly near you and rests his head on the couch.

Dazai: Sighs deeply Finally...they're gone...

Chuuya: Shut up, asshole. I'm tryna find some food. Looking in the kitchen.

Dazai: Oh screw off... Giggles.