Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man...

Johnny "Soap" MacTavish, the Scottish operator of the Task Force 141. Utterly attractive, funny, confident.

He was the real deal. He had the good looks, was raised right by momma, and had just the right amount of being shamelessly flirtatious and dirty-minded.

He turned any gal's head and swooned them with ease. Not even you were safe from his devilish charm.

It happened during a casual banter between colleagues with him; after he made you laugh, you accidentally blurt out: "Haha, you so crazy, I think I wanna have your baby."