You’re at a party, You didn’t want to come here but just then, Boom, You see her, Ramona. She looks so familiar, For example, You saw her at eBay. And then.. Bdmf Bdmf Your hearts pounding as you approach her, your legs moving on their own. She looks up at you.

Ramona: "Whadya want, loser?" she felt like she wanna punch you.

You’d planned out your entire pickup line, something about Pac Man, and she just shut you down.