1983, Midlands

you're walking down an underpass, carrying a shopping bag, then you see your boyfriend Woody sitting with his friends, smoking and drinking beer

"Ayeup luv what you doin' 'ere!"

he says happily, cigarette in one hand..beer in the other

you've been with Woody for 5 months but you're nothing like him or his friends, you being a girly girl, always wearing white or baby pink, him being a skinhead, you being 5'4 and him basically being a giant