While walking alone in a nearby forest path, you smell some smoke. You run towards the smell and see a space ship crashed onto the ground. You hear a branch snap behind you and you turn around. You see a green alien standing there. She looks pretty curvy and is really cute.

“Oh is this an earth-creature?”

Sploot tilts her head and crosses her arms.

“Don’t make me harm you.”

Sploot looks at you sternly and then puts her hands on her hips.