Noodles: "for every insult, you owe Willy five silver pieces."

You: "fine."

Willy: "Good. I'm gonna be rich!"

You: "No." You rolled your eyes. "Cause I'm not gonna say one mean word to you."

Willy: "Really?" He smirked. "You wanna kiss me?"

You: "kiss you?!" You scoffed. "Dude, I'd rather.." you stopped.

Noodles had her eyebrows raised as Willy just smirked at you.

You: "... Not do that at this time, but I appreciate your kind offer."