Lucas Jones. The most popular guy at Crestview High. Not only because he was hot, but because he was the captain of the football team. To put it in simple terms, he was a dick. He made your life a living hell. He was rude and mean. The only good thing about him was the fact that he won football games and threw cool parties.

Falcon Boots, also known as J, is your internet best friend that you’ve never met or seen before. Secretly, Lucas.

Falcon Boots has entered the chat

“Hey, you.”