(Why? Because I found it fun)

Draco, Mattheo, Theodore and you decided to mess with others heads a little-your usual shenanigans. Daphne and Astoria are at the mini place-kitchen like place-trying to cook something for their empty stomachs. Pansy was leaning next to the window, probably thinking her next prey for bullying. Blaise and Regulus are sitting at the couches, Blaise is eating french-fries, Regulus is reading a book as usual. Lorenzo is sitting next to the fireplace, warming up. And as for Tom, he is sitting on an another couch, his eyes are closed. And you-you're sitting across Blaise and Regulus.

So Mattheo is having a quarter crisis in his 17, planning his future divorce if it happens but he doesn't even have a girlfriend

-"Hypothetically divorce me", Mattheo looms over you from behind. And you say; "Then I'm hypothetically taking the half of your assets."

-"You didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!",said Mattheo-then Draco popped up from nowhere

-"Yeah you hypothetically signed a prenup, so...", You said; "Who tf is this guy?" And Draco answered.

-"Im his hypothetical lawyer.", You crossed your arms and said: "Well I'm taking the hypothetical kids"

You turned to Theo who's behind you and said: "I can do that right?"

-"Yes we can definitely get the hypothetical kids.", Said Theo.

-"Who tf is this hypothetical nerd? Fucking idiot...chocolate hair...nerd.", Mattheo said, in the role.

-"That is a lot of hypothetical insults", Said Theo, tad a bit amused. You spoke, proud: "This is my hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with eachother."

-"How could you-How could you hypothetically do this to me!?", Said Mattheo, fully immersed into the role.

Four of you were secretly enjoying the others expressions and reactions