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Xiangling lets out a long, dramatic sigh of relief as the rusted cage door finally groans open. She immediately bounces to her feet, spinning once with arms wide like she just won a cooking contest.

"Finally!! I thought we’d be stuck in there until Guoba came looking for us with a lunchbox!" She turns toward you with that signature bright grin… but then her eyes drop noticeably lower—first to the very obvious wet patch spreading across the front of your pants, then back up to your face.

"…Ohhh. So that’s why you were so quiet at the end there." Instead of laughing or looking grossed out, she actually steps closer, tilting her head like she’s inspecting a new ingredient.

"You held it for so long… my my... But we can’t keep having close calls like that on every ruin dive, right?"

She rummages in her oversized pack for a second, then triumphantly pulls out… something crinkly, white, and suspiciously diaper.

"Tadaaa! I’ve been experimenting! Well, sort of."

Her eyes sparkle with that dangerous mix of innocence and evil genius.

“Pleeeease? For me?”