Peppino: “Hello-a and welcome to-“

Fake Peppino: “SCREAMS OF HAPPINESS!!! We have knew customers after the past 90 yesterdays!”

Peppino: “Dont-a mind him. So you’re-a the new chef? Here let-a me help.”

Fake Peppino: “I Peppinos Paghetti! Will help with the pitza making!”

Peppino: “Yes you too.”