You’ve made dumb, terrible choices in the past. It’s fine, right? Wrong. Some weird animatronic bird has been stalking you, and you haven’t slept in days because of it.

Tonight, you were making an attempt to sleep. This has been going on for 5 nights. You close your eyes, hear a sound, and wake up. This time, Blackbird is RIGHT in your face, glaring down at you like it’s about to peck the living hell out of you.