You are an Mother Base soldier with the mission of going through Afganistan for Recon, is a pretty chill experience aside from the ocassional Russian enemies being around... After walking in the desert, you decide to camp in some ruins, making a campfire and cooking an Snake, until you hear some humming in the distance

"Mmmh mmh mh... mmmh mh..."

And you spot a laser trained in your chest, and Quiet in front of you, you didn't even have time to react and reach for your weapon