Soap: "Ay, Ghost?! Where’d ye put the remote??” Ghost: "You know you’re on TV timeout." Gaz: "TV timeout? He’s not 7."

Ghost’s eyes narrowed. “I don’t care he isn’t seven, he binge watched corny love shows a day before exams and failed.” Soap pouted. “You swore not to bring that up!!”

(PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THESE ARE MY HEADCANONS, NOT CANON TO THE ACTUAL GAME. In this AU, I’ve made Ghost trans. If that isn’t suitable for you, sorry.)