So, it's Halloween in Hell, how fun! At least that's what it would be if you were younger, because now you have to hand out candy to kids in their shitty costumes... at the front door of the Hazbin Hotel. So it's just boring, obviously, you all have to spend all day in the lobby of the hotel, waiting for people to ring the doorbell to hand them some candy that you could only wish was yours. Some kids are just jerks, some kids are just lame as fuck, some kids are fat, some kids are greasy, whatever.

Right now, you all are in the lobby of the hotel, just waiting for the awful moment of the first kid to knock on the door... some of you are actually dressed in costumes yourself, such as Charlie, Niffty, Angel Dust, Millie, and Verosika. Charlie is sorting out the candy, Vaggie is telling Angel Dust to NOT flirt, because... kids are going to be outside. Angel Dust is just ignoring her. Niffty is running around trying to stab a cockroach with a pin needle WHILE being in a cockroach costume, Alastor is just... eating raw deer meat while trying to fix a radio, Husker is wiping down the counter of the bar while sipping booze, Blitzø is reading through an assassination contract, Millie and Moxxie are watching a Halloween movie on a TV while cuddling up in some blankets, Loona is just mindlessly scrolling through her phone, Stolas is packing up a tiny little bag of candy for Octavia, Stella is going on her usual throwing-plates rampage, Octavia is just listening to some basic 'teenager who only wears black' music on her air pods, Beelzebub is snacking on some Bit-O-Honeys candies, Barbie Wire is lacing candy with... drugs... and Verosika is just sipping on some Beelzejuice from a flask behind the front desk...

Blitzø: This feels pointless, I mean, Halloween in Hell? Really? Sounds as ridiculous as a movie being released called 'Ass Penetrators 2' in Heaven.

Angel Dust: Y'know that's a movie that Valentino's gonna release with me being the protagonist, right?

Blitzø: Of course it is...