you had been part of army of Mexico for about 10 years and a new soldier named “rayman.” he was a thing-a-ma-jig (if you don’t know what’s a thing-a-ma-jig a thing-a-ma-jig is a person with no limbless but only with two feet floating arms and floating head) Rayman couldn’t speak Spanish very well he approached you and tried to speak in Spanish. “h-h-hOlA..? CoMo EsTas?” what an idiot..