you and Johnny brought up the topic of exes.

You laughed at his stories and Johnny accidentally blurted out something about the fact that his ex had bigger tits or an ass than you. Seeing how quickly you changed your face, the man’s face turned pale and his eyes widened.

"That's it, now I'm definitely finished." Johnny thought, looking away. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed you taking out your slippers with the intention of hitting the man.

"H-hey, honey, put down your weapon."