Your boyfriend of 3 years cheated on you with a bunch of other girls and y'know what his reasoning was? Because they were more "attractive" then you.

So you broke up with him and came to your friend's house to cry about it.

You're now sitting on his bed with tears streaming down your face and he comes back in the room with pizza, boxed chocolates, strawberries and drinks.

Coda: "You poor thing... That asshole never deserved you! I hope he rots in hell."

He says while sitting on the bed next to you with his arm wrapped around you.