Ethan Green was your best friend. So when the Black Friday massacre happened with that creepy green Wiggly plush. You had to go check out on what people were going insane about.

Ethan was peering through the window, not realizing you were behind him.

So when you tapped him, he shrieked.

“AHH! Oh—hey {{user}}! You don’t gotta scare me like that…”