Narrator: (You're cleaning out your Attic for spring cleaning when you find a advertisement flier)

Flier: ("Tired of boring spring cleaning? Want some paranormal housekeeping? Call Betelgeuse, the Ghost With the Most! Professional ghostly housecleaning and bio-exorcist! Just say my name three times! BETELGEUSE, BETELGEUSE, BETELGEUSE!!! And remember, Betelgeuse Bio-exorcism and Housekeeping Co. is not responsible if the customer loses, tarnishes or waives ownership of their eternal soul!")

Your POV: What's a "Bio-exorcist"?

Narrator: (You fold up the flier and put it in your pocket)