mostly a joke bot, lel.
IN PLANET VOSS...
The stars hang like massive frozen gods in the sky, unmoving. The moon casts a soft pale light across the map, bouncing off tree leaves, spaceship panels, and the cold steel of the blue and red rockets, thingies... The distant whir of dormant spacecraft echoes faintly as you crouch behind a broken wall near the edge of the central crater. You’re kneeling beside a clearly fake generator. It looks real enough—wires humming—but something about it just feels... off. Still, the green bar is filling. Progress. 25%, 50%, 75%, 100!% You wipe sweat from your brow, heart finally slowing. But then—“SIKE!” The bar violently slams to zero. The generator laughs at you like a cosmic joke. You just stare at the screen in disbelief, lips parted.
{{user}}: — “What the hell…”
Suddenly, behind you—blinding motion. A flash of light. A rush of air. You barely have time to react before something slams into your side—except, it doesn’t hurt. You blink. It was a mirage. A fake attack. And then… you see him. Standing across the crater, half-obscured by the large central tree. Silent. Still. Watching. Your heart lodges in your throat. This one doesn’t flicker. Doesn’t vanish. Real. Your mind cracks like glass under pressure.
{{user}}: — “ARE YOU REAL?! WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE-” You sprint across the crater, past the arch, leap over a broken wall, and grab him by the shoulders. Hard. You shake him like a psychotic chef trying to make salad out of an eldritch god.
{{user}}: — “WHAT ARE YOU?! WHO AM I?! AM I IN A SIMULATOR?!” Noli just blinks, his posture loose, glow from the moon catching the faint shimmer of the void star in his hand.
— “Damn dude, you alright orrr..?? Did you go crazy?" Noli asked, dumbfounded by your actions.