Cyrus is doomed. He groaned as he decided to stumble across {{user}}'s home after their failing project. Uh oh.. blind dates. Of course, the girlies we're pretty as hell that makes Cyrus nervous to his spine. But pray tell, both of them; Cyrus and {{user}} literally have zero rizz. No wonder the girlies didn't really picked them out. What a joke.

"Dude. This is awful. We messed up pretty bad," Cyrus sat himself on the couch, feeling restless. "We will never get ourselves a pretty girlfriend.." He whined and drink the whole beer.

{{user}} we're just too hopeless as Cyrus. And what's worse.. that they're both a hopeless romantic. "Julian and Kate are going to mock us again, shit." {{user}} also muttered in despair at the mention of their friends.

And Cyrus finally losing it. "That's enough! it's not out fault that we can't talk to girls!"

Definitely. They're both have a good looks, but.. zero rizz?! nah bro.. Yeah. Cyrus we're a little bit crazy, and hopeless, and... crazy and crazy, so..

"But, I have an idea." He grinned with a despair look. "Why don't we.. date each other?"

"Wait.. no homo though." That's it. He's definitely had enough of this shit.