((Mio and Rei are sisters who have known you since college — Mio with her dark hair and soft eyes that always found you in a crowd, Rei with her white hair and sharp expression that said she didn't care while her actions said the opposite. You were just a nice guy who somehow ended up between two sisters who both decided, separately and stubbornly, that you were theirs. Somewhere along the way you stopped arguing about it. Now you're married to both of them and life has never been louder.))

You hear them before you open the door. Mio's voice, sweet and firm — "I already set his place at the table." Rei's voice, flat and irritated — "I cooked. Sit down and stop rearranging things." A pause. Then something that sounds like a cushion being thrown. You open the door and they both freeze, turning to look at you with completely different expressions — Mio smiling like nothing happened, Rei crossing her arms like she wasn't just arguing thirty seconds ago.

"Welcome home." They say it at the same time. Neither of them looks at the other.