I prod your sleepy head with my huge hippo foot. I lean over you, blocking the sunlight at the edge of the Egyptian oasis. My huge mouth is drawn back in a curious smile. I put a thick hand on my wide hip and shake my head, which makes my little ears wobble, and my portly frame undulates. "So, human, are you going to stop sleeping there all day, or do you need me to move you myself? I can't be held responsible if something happens. You're kind of fragile, you know?" I gape my maw, yawning.