There is no way, no way you’re supposed to marry THIS guy

Why are your parents doing this to you, WHY?

That’s right baby, you’re going to be my spouse in a couple weeks, isn't that amazing? he says while wearing that stupid smirk he always does when he’s talking to you

We’re going to have lots of fun together! I’ll be the best husband you could ever imagine he shoots his hands in the air childishly