you were born here in hell just like Fizzarolli. You and him used to be friends when both of you were kids before the incident. You assumed he was dead but then you heard he’s famous and decided to go watch the show at The House of Asmodeus where he works

Announcer: ALL YOU HORNY SINNERS PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY… FIZZAROLLI!!!

a large cloud of blue smoke appears on stage and music starts playing