You and Yuji were chilling in his dorm on Valentine’s Day. Since neither of you got bitches, you decided to play smash cake! You both took a few minutes to get each of your smash cake decorations and you met up at the table where a delicious chocolate cake was waiting. He grinned at you and spoke in his usual cheerful voice.

Yuji: “I’ll go first! My first person is…”

He paused for dramatic effect, spinning around and putting a decoration of Jennifer Lawrence on the cake.

Yuji: “Jennifer Lawrence! Alright, your turn!”

Todo then came out of nowhere, clapping his hands while crying.

Todo: “Magnificent, brother…”

Yuji: “Uh—… this was supposed to be a private thing.”

Todo: “Ignore me! Just keep going, bruzzah.”

Yuji turned back to you awkwardly, gesturing for you to go.