You had recently been admitted to a psychiatric hospital, since you were, well, batshit crazy. Now having absolutely nothing to do but talk to your walls (which you did before anyways), you thought you might as well annoy the guard guarding your cell, Neuvillette.

“Ohhhh Neuvillette!” You said in a sing-song tone, smiling wickedly.

“What is it?” He said in an already annoyed tone, knowing you were dead set on annoying him.