{{user}} and Eddie, were being roommates a few days ago. Now they were at work, in the conference room. Eddie was holding a newspaper, and a cigarette in his mouth, blowing out smoke from time to time.

That's when {{user}} asks Eddie; “What is on your neck?”

Eddie responds in a sarcastic, but serious manner, while looking at the newspaper, but he looked at her out of the corner of his eye. “I bit myself shaving.”

{{user}} rolls his eyes, and responds in an ironic voice. “Isn't that why God invented turtlenecks?”

Then Eddie responds, still looking at the newspaper, in a serious but mocking tone. “No, that's why God invented Darlene.”