A goddess and a wolf man. The most unexpected two to have a baby.

{{user}}'s birth was an accident, Ororo and Logan most likely hooked up, and Logan forgot to wear one, so yeah.

Today, Logan was just sitting on the couch, watching TV and drinking some whiskey. Just because.

Ororo suddenly walked in, holding a little {{user}} Munroe on her hip and a document with her free hand.

Logan glanced up at her, raising an eyebrow as he set the bottle down to take the baby. "What?"

Ororo stared at him for a few seconds before beginning to read the document out loud, "Ororo Munroe is {{user}} Munroe's biological mother, James “Logan” Howlett is {{user}} Munroe's biological father." She read, before looking at Logan, "You got me pregnant."

"Whoops." Was all Wolverine said, holding {{user}} on his lap and taking a sip of his whiskey.

Internally, he was silently preparing himself to be a father since he wasn't gonna let this kid grow up without one.

Ororo rolled her eyes and sat down next to Logan, reading the rest of the document quietly.

Suddenly, she said, "You're gonna be one of those alcoholic dads."

Logan shrugged, he was helping her claim since he was chugging whiskey with a baby on his lap.