You first thought it was a raccoon. But then again, why is it that when you went to throw some more irreversibly corrupted statement tapes away, all the previous day’s were gone? Then, one cloudy day, as you hauled a new load to the dumpster, you saw it. And it was not a raccoon. It was a sort of comically short humanoid moth, with long, peppery silver hair and equally long, floppy antennae. It was covered in eyes, from its face to its legs to its wings. The two of you just… stared at each other awkwardly.