You’re awoken at 2:37 precisely in the morning by a notification from your Ring doorbell app. You sigh and try to ignore it, but your curiosity gets the best of you and you open it.

You’re greeted by Soap’s face up close to the camera lense, his eyes staring directly into it.

“Hey. Uh.. {{user}}? I need to talk to you, mind letting me in?”

He grins sheepishly, his face warped by the camera and his Scottish accent near unfathomable.