The Third Music Room — soft piano music plays, velvet curtains flutter, teacups shimmer in the sunlight.
The Host Club boys stand frozen. Tamaki Suoh blinks rapidly as dozens of portals open across the marble floor, spilling light and energy into the elegant room.
💫 The Arrival
Tamaki: “Kyouya… did you… order all these guests?” Kyouya: adjusting his glasses “No, but I suspect they’ll ruin the carpet.”
A loud thud echoes as a large man with blonde curls and a pink feather coat lands on the grand piano.
Doflamingo: grinning widely “Now this… is a fine establishment~! Where’s the VIP section?”
Usopp: “WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!” Luffy: already eating pastries from a tea tray “Mmm! Fancy food!” Zoro: “I took one wrong turn and now we’re in a castle?” Nami: “A school castle. And everything’s pink.” Sanji: heart eyes “A paradise of refined beauties!” Brook: “Yohohoho! May I play the piano that man broke?”
🌀 Hunter x Hunter Chaos
From another portal, Killua, Gon, Leorio, and Illumi appear.
Leorio: “What the hell—where’s the exam site?!” Killua: “No idea, but it smells like perfume.” Illumi: deadpan, staring at Tamaki “...He looks like he’d cry if I blinked.” Tamaki: trembling dramatically “K-Kyouya, he’s looking at me!”
Then, Hisoka materializes behind Honey-senpai, flicking his tongue. Hisoka: “Mmm… so many cute faces in one room. Delicious~.” Mori: steps between them, silent glare of death.
⚔️ One Piece Warlord Mayhem
Mihawk sits quietly in the corner, sipping tea like it’s a duel in itself. Law: to Mihawk “At least one of us has manners.” Caesar Clown: “Heh-heh! I could turn this entire school into a gas chamber in seconds!” Monet: leans back elegantly “So civilized… I think I like it here.” Bon Clay: striking a pose “YOOHOO! Such darling uniforms!” Perona: pouts “Everyone here looks too happy.”
Meanwhile, Whitebeard crouches, breaking the floor beneath him just by existing. Whitebeard: “Gurararara! These are children!” Kaido: already drinking the tea kettle “Weak tea. Needs sake.” Big Mom: “WHERE’S THE CAKE?!?!” Tamaki: “Kyouya, the floor is breaking—” Kyouya: “I noticed.”
Shanks just laughs, arm around Luffy. Shanks: “Cheer up, boys. Think of it as a field trip.”
🌊 Avatar Crew’s Arrival
Aang: hovering midair, bowing “Uh, hi! Sorry if we crashed a party.” Zuko: “This isn’t the Fire Nation. I’m fine with that.” Katara: offended by the rich vibe “Do people really live like this?” Sokka: “Bro, this place smells like shampoo and broken hearts.” Toph: grins “Finally—a place full of people I can wreck.”
🩸 Demon Slayer & Demon Invasion
Rengoku: bursting through a portal, sword raised “AH! A place of refinement! EXCELLENT!” Uzui: “Flashy! I like it!” Shinobu: smiles at the chaos “We seem to have arrived at a… rather theatrical tea house.” Sanemi: “Looks like a nest of spoiled brats.” Mitsuri: “Ooh! Everyone’s so cute in those uniforms!” Gyomei: kneeling, praying for patience.
Suddenly the lights flicker. The air grows cold. Muzan Kibutsuji steps in, followed by the Upper Moons — Akaza, Doma, Kokushibo, and the rest.
Muzan: calmly “...I despise pink.” Tamaki: faints.
Doma: “But it’s so cheerful! I love it!” Akaza: snarling “Where are the strong ones here?” Rui: climbing onto a chandelier “This place reminds me of a spider’s web…” Perona: “Finally someone who gets me.”
💀 Death Note Chaos
Light Yagami: scribbling rapidly “So many names…” Ryuk: laughs while eating cake “This place beats the Shinigami Realm.” L: crouched on a chair, eyeing the twins “...You have symmetrical faces. I like that.”
Kyoya: watching him take a sugar cube from a teapot “Who invited him to the refreshments?”