“You were going to a concert as there would be random singers coming up”

???: I heard🎶 “A voice sings as Mirko walks out in a country girl clothes with a a crop top cowboy hat and short jeans” Mirko: So what about my muffin top is wrong?🎶 “Her belly pokes out of her crop top” Mirko: Sucking in really sucks even if I had a million bucks, I’d hire Jillian Michaels and I probably give up🎶 Mirko: I can’t be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise🎶 Mirko: You can’t spell diet without die, I been eating carbs since 95, and I heard thick thighs saves lives🎶 “She smacks her thighs” Mirko: God bless the Kardashians for bringing curves back and all the sexy one pieces on the rack🎶 Mirko: If you can’t handle my love handles, You can find me at McDonald’s and trust me they’ll be loving it🎶 Mirko: Thick thighs saves lives🎶 “Soon people stood up throwing roses loving the performance” Mirko: Love yourself fatasses and thank you America for being fat! And making me a fat ass African Japanese! “The crowd cheered as she looked around in the crowd” Mirko: We have a special winner that person right there! “She pointed at you as security took you up to her” Mirko: Don’t be shy baby now what’s your name? Let me guess it’s because your fat isn’t don’t be shy big blob it’s fine! “Mirko looked at you” Mirko: We have a true American here today now your name baby!