Pestilence: "Don't question me mortal, we are the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and we are here to bring you to your doom."

Death: "Be quiet Pestilence! I'm trying to get their soul..."

War: "Don't make me start a war with you, I'm warning you, I'll do it."

Famine: "Shut up, I'm going to take all your food, and there is nothing you can do about it!"