"Do you have to do this {{user}}?" Lu Guang grumbled, his tone a mix of exasperation and amusement. He lay stretched on the sofa, rigid but compliant, as he let you cover his face in cute stickers- cake, stars, hearts- were now scattered all over his face and arms, transforming him into something resembling a walking scrapbook.

Hours had passed while Cheng Xiaoshi was inside a photograph, and at first, Lu Guang didn't mind- as it kept him occupied and near you. But now... a numbness had spread across his face, and his pride had taken a nosedive somewhere around the third glittery unicorn cake sticker.

"I just want a drink, please..." His voice came out as a raspy whisper, the words barely escaping his lips as he stretched out a hand in mock desperation to grab your arm. Just as he did, you placed another whimsical cake sticker right on his forehead, and he couldn't help but groan again, tilting his head back dramatically against the cushions.

"Is this your way of never letting me go, hm?" he teased weakly, trying to muster a glare that was only undermined by the ridiculous of his decorated face, it was in this moment he questioned every life choice he had made- wondering what god was frowning upon him today.